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Okay, I cannot be the only person who giggles every time I see “Christian seeking Christian” on a profile here. 😂 Not because you’re Christian or because you want another Christian. It’s WHERE WE ARE that gets me.
This is an adult breastfeeding website! You have ventured into a VERY specific little corner of the internet and apparently thought, “Yep, this is exactly what I’m looking for…but she better love Jesus.” 😂
And now I have questions. How specific are we getting? Baptists only? Can a Methodist sneak in? Are Catholics automatically invited because there’s already wine involved? What about the Episcopalians? They always seem up for anything.
And what if you meet your absolute dream woman here? Beautiful, witty, warm, wonderfully milky, completely gets you, checks every weird little box you came here hoping someone would check…but she’s an atheist! Is it just, “Well, Susan, the boobs are everything I prayed for, but unfortunately you’re going to hell.”
THAT is the part that kills me. Of all the places to suddenly get traditional about your dating requirements, you chose this one?
I’m not even mad at it. I’m delighted by the contradiction 😇😈😂
Godspeed, you horny little Christians. 😉🙃
XOXO,
Lola May
😂 This is extra funny to me because I actually had a guy message me on here who basically told me he’d have to marry the woman first before he could actually nurse from her because of his beliefs. And I remember thinking… so you came HERE looking for your future wife? 😂
No judgment because everybody has their own boundaries, but the combination definitely made me laugh.
Cream and Coffee,
😂😂 YES!! This is exactly the kind of thing that made me write it. And honestly, I kind of respect the commitment to his beliefs…but coming HERE to find the woman you have to marry before you can breastfeed is objectively funny. 😂
Somewhere between “must love Jesus” and “must lactate” is apparently a very specific little dating pool. 😂❤️
David 😘,
Amen AND PTL? Sir, you are really committing to the bit and I appreciate you for it. 🙏
Sir Nurse A Lot,
First of all, great handle!! And, thank you!! I had entirely too much fun writing it.
Apparently the dating requirements are: love Jesus, love boobs, and pray the chemistry shows up later. 😂
Actually, i remember once seeing an article out there, something along the lines of “the biblical basis for ANR,” back when i first discovered that there was actually a “thing” called adult nursing and started researching it. I’m not religious myself, but i do remember that the article went into great detail about the many biblical references to men nursing from their wives, the bonding, and the so-called “God-directed” connection between a husband and nursing at his wife’s breasts. (Many of the supposed “biblical references” were very loosely interpreted though lol)
If i remember, someone had actually posted a link to the article in a forum post, but I’m pretty sure it was on a different (and crappy) ANR site.
I’m sure it’s just a google search away for anyone who wants to find it.
“Praise Jesus” seems a pretty worthwhile thought or saying when the brassiere is unclasp and her bosom swings free. 😜😋
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