CALL THEM “JUGS” AND WE’RE DONE!

[Fetvoy12]

You drew quite a crowd…
Breasts for the win!!!

Jugs takes me back to The Man Show… Not overly sensitive or woman friendly…

[Santos]

Snowflakes as in now two are alike one bigger. Or different shape everything nothing is exactly the same so that makes them Snowflakes ❄️

[Lola 💋]

@welshie 🤗

See, this is why I’m loving this thread.

“Bosom” has people waxing poetic about romance and femininity, and you’re over there like, “Absolutely not, I’m not somebody’s matronly aunt.” 😂

And I think you’re onto something with the “ies.” There IS something weirdly juvenile about some of them.

But most importantly, another vote against jugs. At this point I feel completely vindicated.🤓🙃😉

[Lola 💋]

@fetvoy12 🤓

I’m glad you stopped to put in your two cents! 🤗

[TJR]

Unfortunately I’ve been ruled out of this discussion because I’m currently in my mom’s basement watching porn. No fair.

[Lola 💋]

@tjrforanr 🤗

Well played!

Fine. You may rejoin the discussion when you come upstairs.

Your mother says dinner is ready anyway.😉

[Tittsburgh Feelers]

Snowflakes are for really sensitive breasts.

[The Lover Boy]

For me, I am such a big fan of boobs, it think it’s classic and more respectful to women! I’m not opposed to saying tits or titties, but I also know that a majority of women may not appreciate them so as a result, I default to boobs or breasts unless it’s in a sexual situation! And I’m always aware of the reactions to what I say, so if I notice that they tend to have a colder teactjon, then I’ll just adjust my vocabulary to make the women more comfortable! My goal is to always make women more comfortable and relaxed.

[Lola 💋]

@somedeafguy674 😘

And honestly, I would expect nothing less from you. You’ve always struck me as someone who pays attention to the woman in front of him and actually cares how he makes her feel.

That’s a lovely quality in a man, my friend.😘🫶🏻😉

[The Lover Boy]

@lolamayi12345

Aww thank you, you’re so sweet as always! 🥰

[Mr.French]

I use boobs, breast, hmm titts if we are already naked 😜
I have never said jugs though. When I look at you I can very clearly someone who wouldn’t appreciate the comparison.

Well now that we are on the topic when I look at you I can’t look away 😉 and if you catch me staring I sure as hell wouldnt ruin it by pulling out the “jugs” lmao

Thats so 1950’s

[Lola 💋]

Ohhh @mr-french 😘

I’m rather amused that you can apparently LOOK at me and know “jugs” would be a terrible life choice. 🤓

And as for catching you staring…who says I’d want you to look away? 🤗

Just don’t ruin the moment by opening your mouth and saying “nice jugs.” 😘

[Mr.French]

This post has so many replies. Very popular arent you 🙂

Every reply you ever give me never bores me. Way to add color to my world Lola May 😘

And okay I will just open my mouth then 😂 “😲” no words needed for what happens next 🤪

[Triton™]

Lola,
I need you to know that I read this entire post like it was a UN policy briefing.
I sat up straighter, took notes and even considered drafting a resolution.

Because honestly? You’re right.
The English language went absolutely feral the moment it realised it could name body parts in ways that sound like rejected cartoon characters.

“Jugs” in particular, that word feels like it should only be spoken by a man who still thinks energy drinks are a personality trait.

Meanwhile “Boobs” for me is the golden retriever of vocabulary, being friendly, harmless and probably wearing a little bandana.

“Tits” depends entirely on tone. It’s like coriander, some people swear by it and others insist it tastes like regret.

…and then we get to the truly chaotic terms like the ones that sound like they were invented by a committee of sleep‑deprived teenagers armed with a thesaurus and too much confidence.

Who authorised “sweater puppies”, approved “fun bags” or looked at a perfectly normal human body and said, “Yes… bazongas”?

As for me, I keep it simple and stick to the respectful, anatomically correct vocabulary, mostly because I don’t want to accidentally summon the spirit of a 1990s sitcom character by choosing the wrong word.

I fully support your quest for linguistic justice and if someone walks in using the wrong terminology then we can quietly slide them a dictionary, a cup of tea and tell them to rethink their life choices.

…and anyone who defaults to “jugs” should absolutely present their case, preferably with charts, citations and a written apology to the English language.

[Sam]

Fine words, but she doesn’t know what ‘coriander’ is. She prefers ‘cilantro’. Or ‘jugs’.

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