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We need to have a serious conversation about breast vocabulary!
Of all the things I expected to have strong opinions about at this stage of my life, the nomenclature of boobs was not particularly high on the list.
And yet, here we are.
Breasts? Fine.
Boobs? My personal default. Cute. Playful. Versatile. Boobs can go to brunch OR get you into trouble. I respect that.😉
Tits? Entirely dependent on delivery. The right person can pull it off. The wrong person immediately sounds like he’s been watching porn in his mother’s basement since 2007.
Titties? Again, VERY situational!
Jugs?
NOOOOOO!!!!!!
Absolutely fucking not.
You could be the sexiest man alive, whispering sweet nothings in my ear, and the second you refer to my “jugs,” I’m mentally putting my shirt back on!
And then we descend into the truly unhinged portion of the English language.
Knockers. Melons. Fun bags. Hooters. Bazongas. Sweater puppies. Mommy milkers.
WHO DID THIS TO US?
That’s the part I find fascinating. I’m obviously not offended by breasts. Good Lord, look where we are. But one stupid word can take something incredibly sexy and somehow make it sound like a twelve-year-old boy just discovered the internet.
And yes, I’m judging you a little.
Apparently sexual vocabulary matters to me.
A LOT! 🤓🤓🤓
So I want to hear everyone’s completely irrational opinions.
What do you call them?
What do you LOVE hearing them called?
What word makes you cringe?
And what word will get somebody’s breast privileges revoked before they even knew they were being considered?
Also, if “jugs” is your preferred terminology, I genuinely want to hear your defense.
This is a safe space…Probably 😉
XOXO,
Lola May 🩷
I would prefer mommy milkers over jugs or tits. When someone refers to them as tits I automatically assume they only see them as a sexual organ only.
I’ve always wondered how women view the various words used to describe breasts…especially opinions from the “boob-centric” women who populate this site. When conversing with ANR/ABF women it sure would be helpful to know what terms are loved, accepted, tolerated or hated.
This subject is worthy of a formal poll, to get percentages of women who favor one term vs. another. Does this site have the capability for someone to set up such a poll? And if so, PLEASE limit respondents to WOMEN ONLY!
I think that breasts should be called whatever the woman wants them to be called. They are not my breasts, so I have zero involvement in the naming convention of them.
May I add boulders? Same category as jugs.
I am out the doir when any term starting with mommy is used. Bye!
Tits titties etc: like you said: very situational. Not automatically okay to use those words.
Being on this site does not mean I want do discuss them with any guy or that guys can use any term the want to describ3 them. Respect is key.I use breasts or boobs. Boobies if I am being playful. Tits if I am being more intense. Alot of the others you mentioned sound like frat guy talk.
We have jug handles instead of U-turns here in New Jersey. Also, full service gas stations: Jersey girls never pump gas… Ever!
I guess we know how to treat ladies here 😁You can tell the kind of men that are here by the way they’re calling your breast!
Most of them here are guys trying to hookup as most women here claimed and I don’t blame them, I’m sure three are plenty of those here, to each their own.
But for me as a sign of respect when I try to talk to a lady for the first time I usually refer them to breast,unless in our conversation they themselves call them something else so I know I won’t be disrespectful if I call them what they called them tits themselves for an example.Then again, I think it’s nice to ask someone they’re chatting with what term they prefer to call the “girls” next time they are starting to talk to someone.
@queenk 🫶🏻
See, THIS is why I asked. “Mommy milkers” ranking above “tits” was not on my bingo card, but I absolutely respect the specificity!
And your reasoning about “tits” is interesting because I think that’s exactly why the same word can land so differently for different women. To you it reduces them to something purely sexual, while somebody else may hear the exact same word and find it incredibly sexy.
Meanwhile, apparently you and I can sit together at the “anything but jugs” table. 😉
It’s interesting how different responses are from woman to woman. Tits is repulsive one but a preference to another. Same with boobs, milkers, etc. However I feel like “jugs” is almost unanimously hated lol.
Oh God, now we need actual DATA. 😂❤️
@Michael_Admin, has the site done a poll like this? And can you restrict it to women only? Because now I absolutely need to know where we collectively stand on breasts, boobs, tits, titties, jugs and all the other linguistic crimes being committed around here!
Although I’m already predicting one thing. There will be NO universally safe answer.
Some poor man is going to study the results, memorize the preferred terminology, confidently approach a woman with his newly acquired knowledge and discover she’s in the 4% who fucking hates it. 🤷🏼♀️
Which is probably the real lesson here.
You still have to know the woman attached to the boobs. 💕
@anroc 🤗
Well, look at you coming in here with the dangerously sensible answer! But surely you have preferences. Is there a word a woman could use for her own boobs that would make you think, “Oh God, please don’t call them THAT”? 🤔
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