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Lola,
I need you to know that I read this entire post like it was a UN policy briefing.
I sat up straighter, took notes and even considered drafting a resolution.Because honestly? You’re right.
The English language went absolutely feral the moment it realised it could name body parts in ways that sound like rejected cartoon characters.“Jugs” in particular, that word feels like it should only be spoken by a man who still thinks energy drinks are a personality trait.
Meanwhile “Boobs” for me is the golden retriever of vocabulary, being friendly, harmless and probably wearing a little bandana.
“Tits” depends entirely on tone. It’s like coriander, some people swear by it and others insist it tastes like regret.
…and then we get to the truly chaotic terms like the ones that sound like they were invented by a committee of sleep‑deprived teenagers armed with a thesaurus and too much confidence.
Who authorised “sweater puppies”, approved “fun bags” or looked at a perfectly normal human body and said, “Yes… bazongas”?
As for me, I keep it simple and stick to the respectful, anatomically correct vocabulary, mostly because I don’t want to accidentally summon the spirit of a 1990s sitcom character by choosing the wrong word.
I fully support your quest for linguistic justice and if someone walks in using the wrong terminology then we can quietly slide them a dictionary, a cup of tea and tell them to rethink their life choices.
…and anyone who defaults to “jugs” should absolutely present their case, preferably with charts, citations and a written apology to the English language.
Fine words, but she doesn’t know what ‘coriander’ is. She prefers ‘cilantro’. Or ‘jugs’.
Honestly Even as a man jugs sounds awful to me and a way to describe them I never even imagined saying. I like boobs personally because it feels a little softer and flirty but that’s just my preference. If the woman has a preference i definitely am open to whatever she really wants!
OMG that just had me crying with laughter!! Absolutely brilliant 🤣🤣
@steveng 🤗
“Soft and flirty” is a pretty good description of why it works.
And I’m laughing at how many men have shown up just as horrified by “jugs” as the women. 😂 I really thought we might have more of a fight on our hands.
But I think you’ve got it right. Have your preferences, absolutely, but be curious about hers too. That little bit of attention goes a LONG way. 😘
Curious to know how the ladies feel about them being called mammaries Or love pillows 🤔
Ive been hearing ‘udders’ more and that hard line for me. Never till this site have my breasts been called that. No thanks
I have a friend with “Udders” in her profile name. I’d hate to see her banned. 😢
@matrix 🤗
Mammaries sounds like we’re discussing them in a medical journal. 🤔
Love pillows, though… I don’t hate it. It’s ridiculous, but in a sweet way. I’d take that on a case by case basis. 😉
Ladies? Verdict?
Triton. 😂❤️
I knew I could count on you to give this matter the gravity it deserves.
Your resolution has been reviewed by the committee and we are prepared to adopt it with one amendment:
Anyone wishing to use “jugs” must submit a written defense, three character references and evidence that they have successfully spoken to a woman before!
Applications will be reviewed in the order received.
“Bazongas” will be handled by a separate tribunal. 😉
@nicolex 🌷
UDDERS 🤮 may actually be worse than jugs for me.
Nothing makes a woman feel desirable quite like being compared to livestock.
Hard no. HARD.
Unless of course that’s your thing…
I have a tough time sometimes knowing what is advisable and what is not. And I have ventured into uncofortable waters at times pushing those boundaries slightly. But I feel that I am very conservative here on the site so that I don’t banish myself to nomenclature (right word) HELL. I have been surprised noting a few women that have used the term “Jugs” (within the last two weeks) in their direction, but I still have a trouble with using the term.
My problem is that I hate using the same word over and over with reference to an original similie (Means same meaning – different word). So I am always looking for those different acceptable words. Sometimes I have to make up new words that give the same feel as the original. So here is my statement… Lola, you have the most exquisite, tantilizing, and mesmerizing ghezumbies I have ever been privileged to view in your pics here (followed by a big unapologetic grin from ear to ear). You are amazing!!! And thank you for addressing the knuckledragger in some of us. It is key that the women here and everywhere else we go know that they are beautiful and very much respected by the men here. And there are terms we use that NEVER show that at all. Lets do better.
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