There was a fine lady with ducts,
That had endless yearnings to be sucked,
Every morning, noon and night,
Her nipples protruded — what a sight!
Making her partner’s life oh so bright.
Let me tell you about the Lady Jessa,
who doubles as a barefoot contessa.
Crowds fall into cardiac arrests,
at her timeless allure and breasts,
that her sweetie loves to suckle and caressa.
There was a young man, who wanted a sip
He searched hither and dither for a nip
His message said hi
Her reply read bye
Connection, she needed to make her drip
A beautiful nipple who we’ll call right,
has an identical twin that wants to fight,
for the attention of a mouth, to help milk flow,
and when both are out at attention, their guy enjoys the show.
Okay, I have one, but I need help with the last line I think…
There was a sweet lass from the county, whose shirt couldn’t contain all her bounty, she almost got a ticket, for driving while topless, ’til she said he could lick it, his enthusiasm was boundless…