ABF/ANR-Related Limerick Contest.

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  • #239588
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    There once was a woman with one tit, who enjoyed adult nursing for a bit.

    Whilst her guy would suckle, his knees would buckle, from the big mono boob in his mit.

    #239697
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Lol 😂

    #239731
    TechieSFBay
    Participant
    • Male
    • Looking for: Female
    • USA
    • California

    There was a fine lady with ducts,
    That had endless yearnings to be sucked,
    Every morning, noon and night,
    Her nipples protruded — what a sight!
    Making her partner’s life oh so bright.

    #239765
    Yogi
    Participant
    • Female
    • Looking for: Male
    • USA
    • Pennsylvania

    @Clowey Made me laugh out loud!


    @Ryan
    That was great!

    #239777
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Let me tell you about the Lady Jessa,
    who doubles as a barefoot contessa.
    Crowds fall into cardiac arrests,
    at her timeless allure and breasts,
    that her sweetie loves to suckle and caressa.

    #239786
    Yogi
    Participant
    • Female
    • Looking for: Male
    • USA
    • Pennsylvania

    @etherealskies Great rhymes E.S.! Thanks for playing!

    #239988
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    The skipped pumping was a blunder
    A stranger I told to dive under
    He slurped
    And then burped
    Now often comes hoping to plunder

    #240092
    Jessa The Magical A cup🐰❤️
    Participant
    • Female
    • Looking for: Male
    • USA
    • Virginia

    Love all of these! Epic post!

    @etherealskies 🤗😊

    #240209
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    There was a young man, who wanted a sip
    He searched hither and dither for a nip
    His message said hi
    Her reply read bye
    Connection, she needed to make her drip

    #240246
    Yogi
    Participant
    • Female
    • Looking for: Male
    • USA
    • Pennsylvania

    @Zoe. Fabulous Zoe!

    #241072
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    A beautiful nipple who we’ll call right,
    has an identical twin that wants to fight,
    for the attention of a mouth, to help milk flow,
    and when both are out at attention, their guy enjoys the show.

    #241345
    Yogi
    Participant
    • Female
    • Looking for: Male
    • USA
    • Pennsylvania

    @clowey

    Good one, Clowey!

    #241711
    Sangria
    Participant
    • Female
    • Looking for: Male
    • USA
    • Pennsylvania

    Okay, I have one, but I need help with the last line I think…
    There was a sweet lass from the county, whose shirt couldn’t contain all her bounty, she almost got a ticket, for driving while topless, ’til she said he could lick it, his enthusiasm was boundless…

    #241735
    Yogi
    Participant
    • Female
    • Looking for: Male
    • USA
    • Pennsylvania

    @sangria

    There was a sweet lass from the county
    Who drove topless and exposed all her bounty

    One day she almost got a ticket
    Till she told him he could lick it

    And his boundless enthusiasm made him a “Mountie”

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