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January 31, 2023 at 8:40 pm #239588
Anonymous
InactiveThere once was a woman with one tit, who enjoyed adult nursing for a bit.
Whilst her guy would suckle, his knees would buckle, from the big mono boob in his mit.
February 1, 2023 at 4:20 am #239697Anonymous
InactiveLol 😂
February 1, 2023 at 7:24 am #239731There was a fine lady with ducts,
That had endless yearnings to be sucked,
Every morning, noon and night,
Her nipples protruded — what a sight!
Making her partner’s life oh so bright.February 1, 2023 at 12:29 pm #239765@Clowey Made me laugh out loud!
@Ryan That was great!February 1, 2023 at 2:35 pm #239777Anonymous
InactiveLet me tell you about the Lady Jessa,
who doubles as a barefoot contessa.
Crowds fall into cardiac arrests,
at her timeless allure and breasts,
that her sweetie loves to suckle and caressa.February 1, 2023 at 4:19 pm #239786@etherealskies Great rhymes E.S.! Thanks for playing!
February 2, 2023 at 12:10 pm #239988Anonymous
InactiveThe skipped pumping was a blunder
A stranger I told to dive under
He slurped
And then burped
Now often comes hoping to plunderFebruary 2, 2023 at 5:13 pm #240092Love all of these! Epic post!
February 2, 2023 at 10:15 pm #240209Anonymous
InactiveThere was a young man, who wanted a sip
He searched hither and dither for a nip
His message said hi
Her reply read bye
Connection, she needed to make her dripFebruary 3, 2023 at 1:52 am #240246@Zoe. Fabulous Zoe!
February 5, 2023 at 12:29 pm #241072Anonymous
InactiveA beautiful nipple who we’ll call right,
has an identical twin that wants to fight,
for the attention of a mouth, to help milk flow,
and when both are out at attention, their guy enjoys the show.February 6, 2023 at 12:59 am #241345@clowey
Good one, Clowey!
February 7, 2023 at 12:45 am #241711Okay, I have one, but I need help with the last line I think…
There was a sweet lass from the county, whose shirt couldn’t contain all her bounty, she almost got a ticket, for driving while topless, ’til she said he could lick it, his enthusiasm was boundless…February 7, 2023 at 3:02 am #241735@sangria
There was a sweet lass from the county
Who drove topless and exposed all her bountyOne day she almost got a ticket
Till she told him he could lick itAnd his boundless enthusiasm made him a “Mountie”
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