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  • #238596
    Yogi
    Participant
    • Female
    • Looking for: Male
    • USA
    • Pennsylvania

    Extra points for silly creativity.

    Here is mine, thanks to Edward for help with the editing:

    There once was a lass from PA
    Who always had something to say.
    On this topic or that
    She’d expound Tit-for-Tat
    Long into the night and next day.

    #238823
    James
    Participant
    • Male
    • Looking for: Female
    • USA
    • Florida

    Very good @yogisoul. I am hoping Michael_Admin contributes some doozies.

    #238887
    Milky
    Participant
    • Male
    • Looking for: Female
    • United Kingdom

    There was a good man from Qube,
    Who drank the milk from his partners boob.
    They once went to London,
    his tummy was rumblin’,
    So helped himself to a milky snack on the tube!

    #238986
    Yogi
    Participant
    • Female
    • Looking for: Male
    • USA
    • Pennsylvania

    @milky Awesome!

    #239002
    Yogi
    Participant
    • Female
    • Looking for: Male
    • USA
    • Pennsylvania

    There was an old woman with two breasts
    One pointed east and the other west.
    This she finally discovered
    When they were uncovered
    By an eager suckler who was on a quest!

    #239010
    James
    Participant
    • Male
    • Looking for: Female
    • USA
    • Florida

    Love that one @yogisoul !

    #239050
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    A lady had no breast sensation
    Her ta-tas lacked motivation
    She bought her a pump
    Now her boobies are plump
    Always craving more titillation

    #239053
    Yogi
    Participant
    • Female
    • Looking for: Male
    • USA
    • Pennsylvania

    @Beth. Fabulous!

    #239159
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Thank you Yogi! I like your 2nd one it made me laugh!😂

    #239211
    Yogi
    Participant
    • Female
    • Looking for: Male
    • USA
    • Pennsylvania

    There once was a fine gent named Joe
    Who went out to explore in the snow
    He saw some nice bits
    On a cold lass with big tits
    And froze his lips on her nips at 10 below.

    #239247
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Ok, you are a pro🤣

    #239266
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    There she sat at her computer
    Thinking very fondly of her new suitor
    Working on yet another newsletter
    She felt something under her sweater
    Her suitor with his his mouth on her hooters

    #239321
    Yogi
    Participant
    • Female
    • Looking for: Male
    • USA
    • Pennsylvania

    @ Water Lily. Brava!

    #239323
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    He asked the queen “what does it feel like”
    His bright blue eyes clearly said “yike”
    His question triggered a bulge
    He felt he must indulge
    He suckled sweet milk then said, “I’m Mike”

    #239412
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    @yogisoul

    These are harder than they look. Your second one made me laugh out loud 😂

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