The Very Best Breast Pump For Nipplegasms

[Jessica 😇😇😇😇😇]

I just Googled the Annabella pump. That looks amazing! Definitely one that I’ll have to try!!!!

[Anonymous]

I’d consider trying that if it mimics a mouth. I can’t get any milk out with any pump I’ve tried 🙄

[Anonymous]

If the Elvie I just got gives out, I plan on getting the Annabella. Kind of wish I’d seen it sooner. I read there would be a double soon.

[Anonymous]

Typical. Not available in the UK 😭

[June]

@rachyj So much milky money being left on the table by these manufacturers.

[Anonymous]

Yeah. According to their customer services, they can’t provide the right power supply or customer support 🙄

[Oxytokin]

I definitely want to try that pump. Looks fun.
$200, ouch!

[June]

@oxytokin meanwhile I ordered the Satysfier Pro 2. It’s disappointing. Did I buy the wrong one? I have yet another jackhammer inspired nipple toy. No suction to speak of.

[Oxytokin]

It took me a while to figure out how to turn the suction on! the button on the bottom does the vibration which I don’t use at all. The top of longer button on top turns on the suction. Gah maybe I’ll dm you a pic.

[Anonymous]

Yeah, I heard the Alyssa is not that good. I don’t know. It’s always been too tight on my nipples. Just my opinion.

About me, I have started to think about lactating myself because dating sites or 90% men and I will probably end up being horny and alone because it’s impossible to meet anyone. Thank you for the warm welcome I’m sure I will encounter. By the way if anybody wants some of my nectar for good health send me a message. These honey melons will be producing soon.

[June]

Interesting. A UK based health trust has deemed milk from lactating males so be as nutritious as milk from nursing mothers assigned female at birth.

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