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Hey, it’s been a minute since I last reached out here. I’ve missed you all; how are you? Any cool news I’ve missed?
I am thinking of going camping and I wondered, if you were to go camping with your favorite suckler or nurturer, what would you want to have with you?
I keep thinking I’d like to safari-style glamp it, have really thick cushions, a persian rug, sheepskin throws, Moroccan lamps, a charcuterie board, fruit and veggies cut and perfectly ready to enjoy, and steaks. 😂 I’m a meat eater and true vegetarian: I eat the things that eat the plants. Go green things! I’ll protect you! Hazzah!
Anyway, back to camping, I’d like nice blankets, zero electronics, and just pure nature…maybe on a private beach or lake. Some board or card games… Whatever floats our boats.
I think it would be nice. Cuddles and snuggles, suckling, swimming, sunbathing, forest bathing, munch throughout the day as we feel, hear the birds as we dry in the sun, board games in the evening, cuddles and suckles before bed.
All while surrounded by nature. 🙂
Sounds like all of life’s wonderful pleasures wrapped up in a special weekend…Nate
Ya man make boobie breastfeeding smores but you know by letting the smores melt all over her cleavage just bring lots of baby wipes and of course let the melting marshmallows cool down before applying lol
If your on the beach you may want to bring extra small ear plugs incase the wind or sand gets into your ladies ears
Definitely bring a box of those 12 hour hand warmers to throw all around everywhere to keep warm
Bring coconut oil or those special breastfeeding pasties to put on her nipples after nursing to help her nipples not hurt…
If you really want the safari luxury experience bring a large salt block that’s made for cooking on to cook the steak an veggies its a really fun experience and will definitely impress the lady your about to breastfeed from and make it a memorable experience
They aren’t the brightest but they do definitely make an awesome vibe and are completely silent not loud like propane that creep ladies out thinking its gonna blow up lol but bring a few dietz hurricane lanterns not just one and the good sized ones are about $30 bucks and give a nice glow i even use them in the house sometimes for a perfect ambient light, just remember when filling for the first time the wick needs several hours to absorb the oil, and they gotta stay right side up when full of oil when traveling with them in the vehicle but they are safe they distinguish themselves if lit and falls over, don’t be scared of them they are very fun and make the best ambient lighting
If there’s a pier yall can fish from it for a few hours to mainly just have an excuse to talk the entire time while saying yall are fishing 🎣 and also they like when you teach them something as well it creates bonding
Buy some of those packets of stuff you throw into the camp fire it gives off a super cool colorful show for about 30 seconds to a minute they are fun i forget the exact name but it comes with a bunch of small packets to make like fire art its super duper cool most people have never heard of it and makes for another memorable night, my friend used there phone to record the colorful fire flames in slow motion and looked so cool so yall can do that together an yall can post it on yalls social media together or just have a cool slow motion video to remind yall of this epic camping trip
These are just a few things off the top of my head I have a lifetime of camping while growing up
Horseshoes to is a fun easy game to play and talk while camping or at the beach playing and it doesn’t take long to get the hang of it and takes up no room laying flat in trunk of vehicle. It gets rusty easy so don’t let them sit around in water to much
Wow, excellent suggestions, from the male perspective. Thank you, gentlemen!
Your welcome im glad to of helped someone 😊
It’s steak by proxy. She eats the steak for you, without you being there. When she’s finished, you get to choose whether you enjoyed it or not.
(I call that humor by proxy – somewhere, someone thinks that’s funny)
But seriously folks,
I’d do a camping ANR date on the condition she either owns or has owned an RV, and has dumped the tanks herself before. But maybe she doesn’t have an RV, but she hunted with dad and the fam and she’s processsed a deer carcas before. Anything that clearly states “this is a woman of the outdoors.” Camping date approved!
Otherwise, I’d lean hard into more of a day trip. 6 hours, there and back again. How you gonna keep them steaks fresh? For how long? People change when you take them away from the grid. They can’t handle it for very long, they get super grumpy about all the little things they didn’t realize would inconvenience them. It’s a long list. Attacking that list is how people get into camping. They get INTO it, baby. They’ve got EVERYTHING with them, stove, waterbed, 200 pounds of propane, tall stadium lighting, generators you can hear for miles around. A thunderous presence, surrounded by fleeing nature. Camping’s a blast.
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