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I got two loaded!
1) A bear and a caveman walk into a bar.
The bartender looks and says “Hey what’s the story with the bear, no bears allowed”The caveman says “Bear with me”
2) What do you call a bee on Halloween?
A boo-bee
What’s one of your best jokes?
My friend wanted to start a farm, so he went to a farmers market to look for some animals. He wanted to start with chicken’s and a donkey, so he spoke to the farmer and asked for a rooster and hen. The farmer said he would be better with a cockerel and pullet he trusted the farmer and bought one of each. The next farmer told him he didn’t want a donkey he needed an ass, my friend asked what the difference is the farmer said if a donkey stops you wouldn’t get it to move but if a ass was to stop you just have to scratch it and it would carry on moving. So my friend got a ass, he decided to go home and low and behold the ass stopped. He looked around and saw a lady, he went up to her and asked if she could help she said yes of course. So he said great, can you hold my cock and pullet while I scratch my ass!
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