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Here’s one , and if you can follow my lead please keep it going
Sir Isaac Newton “I like Em thick and busty”
Everybody else: “but Sir Isaac we cannot write that in the history books”
Sir Isaac Newton “then write this… the greater the mass the greater the force of attraction”
Bam went down in history as a genius 🤣
Two whales are swimming in the ocean when one spots a boat. He recognizes it as the boat that harpooned his mother and father. So he asks his friend to help him capsize the boat. The other whale agrees and they swim under the boat and release their blowholes at the same time, which causes the boat to flip over and dump all the sailors. Then, the orphan whale looks back and sees that the sailors are swimming to safety, toward a nearby island. He asks his friend to go back with him to eat them. His friend replies, “Listen pal, I was in it for the blow job, but I refuse to swallow the sea men.”
@christylynn This old sailor about snorted coffee out his nose.😜😂🤣
There we go ! Somebody with some personality lol I love the r rated aspect to it thank you
I posted this joke in a previous forum about jokes, but it still cracks me up, so…
A nurse reaches into her pocket, pulls out a rectal thermometer, and thinks to herself… “Dammit! Some asshole has my pen!”
Lmao
“A simple spell, but quite unbreakable” – Doctor StrangeThank you
Idk why that quote reminds me of that joke
A young intellectual wanted to cross a wide, wild river, so he hired a boatman to row him across.
As they rowed, the intellectual looked at the simple boatman and asked, “Tell me, have you ever studied geology?”The boatman replied, “No, sir, I don’t even know what that is.”The intellectual sighed, “How sad. You have wasted a quarter of your life.”
A bit later, he asked, “Have you studied oceanography or meteorology?” Again, the boatman said no. The intellectual scoffed, “What a shame. You have wasted half of your life.
Suddenly, the sky turned black, and a massive storm hit. The river became violent, crashing against the small boat and cracking the wood. The boat began to sink rapidly.
The boatman turned to the intellectual and shouted over the wind, “Sir! Have you ever studied swim-ology?”
The intellectual, terrified, cried out, “No! I never learned how to swim!” The boatman shook his head and said, “How sad, sir. You are about to lose your whole life.”
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