Illinois — Interested in ANR / ABF *and* companionship / relationship

[Dave]

Good morning and Happy Terrific Tuesday!

Before anything else: Thank you for reading my ad, and I want you to know up-front that I *do not* judge and will never shame others for anything, ESPECIALLY weight. Our society is very cruel in many ways, and I refuse to participate; if you’re a curvy lady, I love you already. LOL

As a quick digression, here’s the horoscope for all Gemini folks; I really buy into it, but it’s usually pretty fun to consider. It’s of note that I *am* someone who stands up against wrongs, so that’s a fun coincidence:

“Jun 16, 2026 – A lot of people around you might think that you are a strong individual, Gemini. For example, you stand up against wrongs in the established social order. You can also be a very constructive person. You try to improve the world around you. Today, Gemini, you’ll have all the time you like to meditate about the changes this world needs.”

My profile says a lot about me but, as we all know, we’re far more than just the words on a page and the pictures meant to represent us; think of it as a starting point and let’s go from there.

So… here we both are, seeking a partner. Partner for what? Being here on this site, ‘sucking and suckling’ seems fair to say. Anything else? Amusement parks, adventures in silliness, snacks and movies, road trips, hotel stays, intimacy beyond sucking / suckling… that all remains to be seen.

With that in mind: Boobs are (beyond) beautiful, white bread is boring, thin is NOT in, nerds rule, and humor is a wonderful thing.

I’m a sometimes-lonely guy with a penchant for geeky things would love to engage with a lady who’s similarly aligned. It’s hard to define “me”, which just makes me human, right? But, as to me, I’m a super-nice guy — but not TOO nice, and have a bit of troublemaker / roguishness about me. I’m easy on the eyes, but I’d never be a movie star. I like eating healthy, but enjoy a good share of junk food. I like rock music, but enjoy my share of new age. I enjoy a good, serious sci-fi show, and also a cute rom-com or a chick-flick, as well as any movie that’s so bad it’s funny.

When we get together, our focus will probably be on talking, getting to know each other, and — with great luck — we click and agree to start some relaxing licking, kissing, nibbling, suckling… But that could entail LOTS of anxiety and I HATE anxiety! So, let’s try a different tack: How about we take a cooking class together — or, you simply help teach me to cook some things. That will give us something somewhat innocent to do as a start, and we can take it from there.

I’m highly conversant and would like you to be the same. As I mentioned above, I don’t judge, so feel free to say anything and everything you like. That starts with “hi”.

So… Hi! 🙂

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