No point even trying,
A real hopeless endeavour!
You’ll just end up crying,
And you’ll regret it forever! 😊

Try to untie that knot
without your hands
shaking uncontrollably
in anticipation!
(Difficulty level: Impossible)

Let her know it really seems
She’s the woman of your dreams!
And for suckling she’s been
Perfectly designed. 😊

This sweet nursing bond,
Oh my, so much pleasure!
Enjoy it all life long,
Could keep you together forever! 😊

Or your entire future
To cuddle, kiss & smooch her…
Would that better suit ya? 😊

In your dreams each night
– Quite heaven sent! –
She lets you suckle to
Your heart’s content. 😊

You think you’d make a match?
Just hope she’d let you latch,
And taste the wonder
Of her sweet lactation 😊

His smile says it all-
He knows you won’t be able
to resist… Is he right? 🙂

🎶 They come runnin’
Just as fast as they can,
‘Cause every girl crazy
’bout a sharp-dressed man 🎶
– ZZ Top

(Elvis Costello)

Cause they’re hidden discreetly,
Covered up rather neatly,
And I’m guessing they’ll be
Very tasty! 😊

Come snap him up quick ladies,
he’s ready for action…
Allez allez! Vite vite!