Twelve Days of Christmas 2022 – Puzzle #13 … bonus!

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Full of food and festive drink,
My true love took me by the hand
And with a suggestive wink…
She said:
Now we both have filled our tums
With roast turkey, goose, and duckling,
It’s time to share more Christmas treats
– Breast worship and sweet suckling. 😊

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Twelve Days of Christmas 2022 – Puzzle #12

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love needed stuffing
“Come fill this festive bird!” she cried,
“And quick, cause I ain’t bluffing”

“Can’t wait no more, so ram it in,
It’ll be so sweet and tender
Come join me in the kitchen, love
We’ll have a Christmas to remember” 😊

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Twelve Days of Christmas 2022 – Puzzle #10

On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love did some teasin’,
And why not? After all,
It is the festive season!

She held ’em up so proudly
Ripe and ready for inspection,
My goodness, even Santa couldn’t
Hide his obvious …appreciation. 😊

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Twelve Days of Christmas 2022 – Puzzle #9

On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love showed compassion,
For a poor creature in distress
Harnessing her true maternal fashion.

She offered Santa’s fluffy helper
Shelter from the snowstorm,
Underneath her sumptuous swells
She kept him toasty and warm.

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Twelve Days of Christmas 2022 – Puzzle #8

On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love changed tradition:
No cookies and milk for Santa
Instead an enticing exhibition…

Her appetizing curves
With red ribbons overlapping,
What a decadent present –
Better get to unwrapping!

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Twelve Days of Christmas 2022 – Puzzle #7

On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love posed them bare,
Except for festive greenery –
What to do but stare!

Carefully placed mistletoe
The glorious curves embracing,
Beckoning tender kisses
That will send Santa’s heart racing.

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Twelve Days of Christmas 2022 – Puzzle #6

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love bestowed a surprise,
Near the softly lit tree
A bountiful feast for my eyes.

Presenting her divine décolletage,
With natural beauty overflowing,
Offering myriad pleasures to explore
Her luscious abundance a-glowing.

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Twelve Days of Christmas 2022 – Puzzle #5

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love prepared for me,
The most delicious hot cocoa
From her home made creamery.

Warming me throughout
And filling me with love,
Her sweetened elixir
Is like Heaven from above.

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Twelve Days of Christmas 2022 – Puzzle #4

On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love dressed the tree,
Then proudly showed her festive treats
For Santa to clearly see…

She offered him this special gift
To dazzle and delight,
Such beautiful reflections
To guide him through the night.

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Twelve Days of Christmas 2022 – Puzzle #3

On the third day of Christmas
My true love dressed the tree,
Then quickly undressed her own
Sweet warm boobie!

A luscious festive offer that
No man could quite resist,
Bet she’s now at the top of
Your very own Christmas list!

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