Jigsaw Puzzle 519

☘️ It’s St Patrick’s Day! ☘️
The prize competition
is now closed.

🎶 In Dublin’s fair city
Where the girls have huge titties
I first set my eyes on
Sweet Molly Malone 🎶

🎶 Well her boobs kept on growin’
Then her milk started flowin’
So I told her we’d marry
And I’d make her my own 🎶

🎶 But alas, she weren’t willin’
My dreams to fulfillin’
She just laughed in my face
And told me “Póg Mo Thóin” 🎶

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Twelve Days of Christmas 2022 – Puzzle #13 … bonus!

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Full of food and festive drink,
My true love took me by the hand
And with a suggestive wink…
She said:
Now we both have filled our tums
With roast turkey, goose, and duckling,
It’s time to share more Christmas treats
– Breast worship and sweet suckling. 😊

(her profile is here)

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Twelve Days of Christmas 2022 – Puzzle #12

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love needed stuffing
“Come fill this festive bird!” she cried,
“And quick, cause I ain’t bluffing”

“Can’t wait no more, so ram it in,
It’ll be so sweet and tender
Come join me in the kitchen, love
We’ll have a Christmas to remember” 😊

(her profile is here)

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Twelve Days of Christmas 2022 – Puzzle #11

On the eleventh day ‘twas Christmas Eve,
My amore bestowed to me.
An endowment beyond measure,
Garnished with lights and love and revelry.

All through the night our bodies and souls
They intertwine as one.
Passionately knowing well into the morn,
Each moment is bliss we just begun.

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Twelve Days of Christmas 2022 – Puzzle #10

On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love did some teasin’,
And why not? After all,
It is the festive season!

She held ’em up so proudly
Ripe and ready for inspection,
My goodness, even Santa couldn’t
Hide his obvious …appreciation. 😊

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Twelve Days of Christmas 2022 – Puzzle #9

On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love showed compassion,
For a poor creature in distress
Harnessing her true maternal fashion.

She offered Santa’s fluffy helper
Shelter from the snowstorm,
Underneath her sumptuous swells
She kept him toasty and warm.

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Twelve Days of Christmas 2022 – Puzzle #6

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love bestowed a surprise,
Near the softly lit tree
A bountiful feast for my eyes.

Presenting her divine décolletage,
Pink satin neckline overflowing,
Offering myriad pleasures to explore
Her luscious abundance a-glowing.

(her profile is here)

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Twelve Days of Christmas 2022 – Puzzle #4

On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love stripped the tree,
Wrapped herself in twinkling lights
For Santa to clearly see…

She offered him this special gift
To dazzle and delight,
To caress all her lovely curves
As she guides him through the night.

(her profile is here)

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Twelve Days of Christmas 2022 – Puzzle #3

On the third day of Christmas
My true love dressed the tree,
Then quickly undressed her own
Sweet warm boobie!

A luscious festive offer that
No man could quite resist,
Bet she’s now at the top of
Your very own Christmas list!

(her profile is here)

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