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Oh, behave! Iโm talking about a sentence. ๐
Letโs have a little fun and see just how clever, twisted, or delightfully inappropriate some of you really are.
Hereโs how it works: Iโll start a sentence, and you finish it. Make it funny, naughty, ridiculous, or completely unexpected. There are no wrong answers, although Iโm fairly certain some of you will find a way to make me regret saying that. ๐
Ready? Hereโs your first one:
โI knew things were about to get interesting when I opened the door and saw __________.โ
Letโs see what youโve got! ๐
Oh, come on, people! ๐ Let me show you what I meanโฆ
โI knew things were about to get interesting when I opened the door and saw my very handsome neighbor standing there in nothing but an apron, holding a can of whipped cream and asking if I had any strawberries.โ ๐
See? A little imagination! Now letโs hear what those wicked minds of yours can come up with! ๐
Yโall are being too innocent here!
I knew things were about to get interesting when I opened the door and saw
My sister with a fireman who was holding his hose.His gleaming eyes, roses, a beautifully packed picnic lunch, blankets, some bubbly and a smile on his face.
โI knew things were about to get interesting when I opened the door and saw
two very well known members of afbh in a scarcely lit corner of the room pretending they were just having an ordinary conversation while she quickly pulled down her shirt and a single drop of milk fell for his chin. An all too familiar picture was ripped down the middle, abandoned proof of the knowledge the two just had shared too.
A priest, imam, and a rabbi all smiling in a group hug say simultaneously “you’ll never guess f#ing what”
I knew things were about to get interesting when I opened the door and saw him.
Months of talking and longing.. he said he wasn’t able to take time off work, but here he is. Not a face on a screen, but standing before me. He has that look.. the one Ive grown to crave, his longing to hold me close and nurse.Now weโre cooking with gas! ๐ I knew you all had it in you. Apparently, you just needed a little foreplay to get going! ๐
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