Finish Me Off! 😈

[Lola 💋]

Oh, behave! I’m talking about a sentence. 😉

Let’s have a little fun and see just how clever, twisted, or delightfully inappropriate some of you really are.

Here’s how it works: I’ll start a sentence, and you finish it. Make it funny, naughty, ridiculous, or completely unexpected. There are no wrong answers, although I’m fairly certain some of you will find a way to make me regret saying that. 😂

Ready? Here’s your first one:

“I knew things were about to get interesting when I opened the door and saw __________.”

Let’s see what you’ve got! 😎

[David]

a large gift wrapped box

[Qualitydrink 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🥰😎]

A party in full swing.

[Lola 💋]

Oh, come on, people! 😂 Let me show you what I mean…

“I knew things were about to get interesting when I opened the door and saw my very handsome neighbor standing there in nothing but an apron, holding a can of whipped cream and asking if I had any strawberries.” 😈

See? A little imagination! Now let’s hear what those wicked minds of yours can come up with! 😂

Y’all are being too innocent here!

[James]

I’ve been lured here under false pretences! 😂

[Lola 💋]

😂😂😂 Fair!

[Qualitydrink 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🥰😎]

I knew things were about to get interesting when I opened the door and saw
My sister with a fireman who was holding his hose.

[Production Assistant]

” two wet spots on her shirt, and a smile on her face”

[Sparkie]

His gleaming eyes, roses, a beautifully packed picnic lunch, blankets, some bubbly and a smile on his face.

[Rumina]

“I knew things were about to get interesting when I opened the door and saw

two very well known members of afbh in a scarcely lit corner of the room pretending they were just having an ordinary conversation while she quickly pulled down her shirt and a single drop of milk fell for his chin. An all too familiar picture was ripped down the middle, abandoned proof of the knowledge the two just had shared too.

[Rumina]

* fell off

[Clowie]

A priest, imam, and a rabbi all smiling in a group hug say simultaneously “you’ll never guess f#ing what”

[Nikki]

I knew things were about to get interesting when I opened the door and saw him.
Months of talking and longing.. he said he wasn’t able to take time off work, but here he is. Not a face on a screen, but standing before me. He has that look.. the one Ive grown to crave, his longing to hold me close and nurse.

[Lola 💋]

Now we’re cooking with gas! 😂 I knew you all had it in you. Apparently, you just needed a little foreplay to get going! 😈

[Bill]

I knew things were about to get interesting when I opened the door and saw Lola standing there topless spraying two streams of milk in the air like a garden fountain

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