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I knew things were about to get interesting when I opened the door and saw … Sparkling standing there holding her coat wide open wearing nothing but a cheeky grin, saying “Hello Lola… are you gonna let me and the girls in or what?” 🤪
Paul, now I’ll be thinking about you sliding toward me, lathered in baby oil, and about all the things I’m gonna do with you when you land at my feet. 😈😘
Nathan, you noticed the towel, the candles, and my hair, but that mischievous smile is what should really have you wondering. 😈
Now that’s a lovely surprise! A man who comes prepared with flowers, food, and bubbly is already off to a very good start. 😉🥂
Rumina! 😂 Now you’ve got me wondering who those two familiar faces belong to! And something tells me that wasn’t an ordinary conversation at all. 😈
Omg that’s so cute B I get to be in your story with my coat wide open ? What am I wearing inside ? 😉 😘
your lips pressed against the peephole and you hanging from the door.
two guys standing on my porch wearing shirts that said DumbDash: We Eat, You Pay. One was holding a bag of nachos. The other was eating them.
They looked strangely familiar, but I couldn’t place them.
“Can I help you?”
“Uhhh… yeah. We got your nachos. Heh heh.”
“I didn’t order nachos. Who are you guys, anyway?”
“I’m Butthead. This dumbass is Beavis.”
I stared at them. “Wait. Beavis and Butthead? Like the cartoons? Your parents actually named you after Beavis and Butthead?”
Butthead rolled his eyes. “Uhhh… no, dumbass. We ARE Beavis and Butthead.”
Beavis giggled. “Heh heh! We’re famous! We used to be on TV!”
“Wait, you’re telling me you’re the actual cartoon characters?”
“Yeah. The cartoon business sucks now. AI is taking all our jobs. And MTV sucks.”
Beavis nodded. “Yeah! They got computers making cartoons now! Computers don’t even have buttholes! Heh heh heh!”
“So you guys deliver food now?”
“Uhhh… we tried Uber first, but people kept giving us one star.”
Beavis laughed. “Heh heh! This one chick got really pissed when Butthead asked if she wanted to score!”
“Shut up, Beavis. She was totally into me.”
“She jumped out at a red light! HEH HEH!”
I rubbed my forehead. “So you switched to food delivery?”
“Yeah. Food doesn’t complain. And sometimes we get to eat it.”
“Wonderful. But I didn’t order any nachos.”
Butthead pulled out his phone and struggled to read it.
“Uhhh… one… seven… four… zero… Boner… Avenue.”
Beavis nearly choked. “HEH HEH! BONER!”
I looked at the screen.
“That’s Bonner Avenue. This is Oak Drive. You’re not even on the right street.”
Butthead looked at my mailbox, then back at his phone.
“Uhhh… your house is in the wrong place, dumbass.”
I sighed. “You know what? I think I’m beginning to understand those one-star Uber reviews.”
Beavis giggled. “Heh heh! One star! That’s still a star!”
Butthead nodded. “Yeah. We’re basically celebrities.”
Well @sind.. seeing as its my story, it will have to be nothing but the cheeky smile! X 😘
I knew things were about to be interesting when I walked in and saw what seemed to be two, maybe three, sets of clothes discarded down the hall, leading my eyes straight to the crack in my bedroom door…
I knew things were about to get interesting when I opened the door and saw a donkey wearing a party hat, standing next to a two gallon bowl of cheese whiz.
I knew things were about to get interesting when I opened the door and saw two police officers, a vicar, an inflatable flamingo and the Amazon driver I’d already told twice that I definitely hadn’t ordered anything.
I immediately closed the door as some sentences are better left unfinished.
😂😂I knew things were about to get interesting when I opened the door and saw the foyer lit by warm candles, no lights. More small candles placed perfectly on the stairs, rose pedals form a path up the stairs where I could see more dim light coming from the bedroom. The house filled with the scent of fall. I anxiously slide off my heels and slip out of my clothes revealing my beautiful lace that’s been hidden in plain sight all day.
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