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There once was a woman with one tit, who enjoyed adult nursing for a bit.
Whilst her guy would suckle, his knees would buckle, from the big mono boob in his mit.
Lol 😂
There was a fine lady with ducts,
That had endless yearnings to be sucked,
Every morning, noon and night,
Her nipples protruded — what a sight!
Making her partner’s life oh so bright.
@Clowey Made me laugh out loud!
@Ryan That was great!
Let me tell you about the Lady Jessa,
who doubles as a barefoot contessa.
Crowds fall into cardiac arrests,
at her timeless allure and breasts,
that her sweetie loves to suckle and caressa.
@etherealskies Great rhymes E.S.! Thanks for playing!
The skipped pumping was a blunder
A stranger I told to dive under
He slurped
And then burped
Now often comes hoping to plunder
Love all of these! Epic post!
@etherealskies 🤗😊
There was a young man, who wanted a sip
He searched hither and dither for a nip
His message said hi
Her reply read bye
Connection, she needed to make her drip
@Zoe. Fabulous Zoe!
A beautiful nipple who we’ll call right,
has an identical twin that wants to fight,
for the attention of a mouth, to help milk flow,
and when both are out at attention, their guy enjoys the show.
@clowey
Good one, Clowey!
Okay, I have one, but I need help with the last line I think…
There was a sweet lass from the county, whose shirt couldn’t contain all her bounty, she almost got a ticket, for driving while topless, ’til she said he could lick it, his enthusiasm was boundless…
@sangria
There was a sweet lass from the county
Who drove topless and exposed all her bounty
One day she almost got a ticket
Till she told him he could lick it
And his boundless enthusiasm made him a “Mountie”