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Extra points for silly creativity.
Here is mine, thanks to Edward for help with the editing:
There once was a lass from PA
Who always had something to say.
On this topic or that
She’d expound Tit-for-Tat
Long into the night and next day.Very good @yogisoul. I am hoping Michael_Admin contributes some doozies.
There was a good man from Qube,
Who drank the milk from his partners boob.
They once went to London,
his tummy was rumblin’,
So helped himself to a milky snack on the tube!@milky Awesome!
There was an old woman with two breasts
One pointed east and the other west.
This she finally discovered
When they were uncovered
By an eager suckler who was on a quest!Love that one @yogisoul !
A lady had no breast sensation
Her ta-tas lacked motivation
She bought her a pump
Now her boobies are plump
Always craving more titillationThank you Yogi! I like your 2nd one it made me laugh!😂
There once was a fine gent named Joe
Who went out to explore in the snow
He saw some nice bits
On a cold lass with big tits
And froze his lips on her nips at 10 below.Ok, you are a pro🤣
There she sat at her computer
Thinking very fondly of her new suitor
Working on yet another newsletter
She felt something under her sweater
Her suitor with his his mouth on her hootersHe asked the queen “what does it feel like”
His bright blue eyes clearly said “yike”
His question triggered a bulge
He felt he must indulge
He suckled sweet milk then said, “I’m Mike”These are harder than they look. Your second one made me laugh out loud 😂
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