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If guys have to come up with killer openings that absolutely wow you and grab your attention, the ladies should come up with really funny and interesting closings to send us off with a laugh….
Prove me wrongAs in, to reject someone in a banterous way, so as not to crush their soul?
Nooooooo… crush their soul. Bust their grape. Tell them to put a pacifier in it lmao
I just want to be rejected with style..
“Sorry kid this titt has to do a backflip ✌🏼”
That’s how you reject somebody right there lol
*good luck on your search* is what I’m going to say to an astronautHaha that’s a bit of a weird kink but I’m not judging 😂🤣 I’ve never said anything about tits doing back flips 🤔 to be honest I’m an empath so if I feel like someone is being genuine with me, I’ll be genuine with them and I do often wish them good luck. If they say something funny to me, I usually respond in a similar tone. Sorry I haven’t got any killer lines lol
Well when you reject me , have that pun gun loaded
Noted
My walker and I need to shuffle off while you enjoy your youth.
(**My apologies for the wishes of luck!😂)
Not you McSweet .. you stay right there 🤩
And we’re basically the same age remember?
The first “good luck with your search” I received was from the first place I sent my resume to post university.
“I just shook the magic tit ball and it says try again elsewhere.”
I think it’s polite to wish someone good fortune in their search. After letting them know that I’m not interested.
Are any of these preferable?
“Not interested, don’t message me again. No. Nada. Never. No way in hell. Don’t waste my time. Are you flipping kidding?”
Oh hi there I’m glad you’re here..
You’re the certain someone I wanted to nominate for most bodacious ⭐
Congratulations 🎉🎉 I hope you get it
How about
I’d rather go eat a bed of nails on the back of a shark in the middle of a swamp on planet nowhere
😂😆😄
I read an amusing closing statement yesterday, “May I recommend you go and fuck a puppet on the moon.”
Lol, did someone say it to you?
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