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Surely I’m not the only one here who has heard a noise at exactly the wrong moment and thought…
Ohhhhh shit. 😳
A door opening. Footsteps getting closer. A car pulling into the driveway. Someone coming around the corner when you are very much NOT prepared for company.
So I want your almost-caught stories.
Sex. Fooling around. Nursing somewhere particularly adventurous. Making out like teenagers. Skinny dipping. Sneaking somewhere you shouldn’t have been. Snooping. Breaking a rule. Being somewhere you had absolutely no business being.
Doesn’t have to be sexual either. I’m nosy. I’ll take all forms of questionable behavior. 😎
And since I’m asking, I’ll go first…
Mine involved another country, a hotel we weren’t staying at, and the brilliant late-night decision to sneak into their pool for a little skinny dipping.
Let’s just say the swimming eventually became…secondary. 😏
It wasn’t until we were leaving that we noticed the security camera pointed directly at the pool.
Directly. At. The. Pool. 😳
To whoever may or may not have been working hotel security that night…
You’re welcome. 🔥
Now, what were you doing, who almost caught you, and HOW close was it?
I have a feeling some of you have been looking entirely too respectable around here! 😉
I have a few stories I always snuck into the pool and skinny doors and there was a camera in the pool area I also have a lot of sex outdoors in the pool area I also had sex on the courthouse step side of the river where I can swim
I wish I could contribute to this fourm but honestly its been so many years since I was in any position to get caught doing anything 😔 but if it happens before i die I will surely lets yous know.
@georgeh 😎
The COURTHOUSE STEPS?! Okay, you win points for both audacity and a truly spectacular choice of venue. I feel like committing the crime directly outside the courthouse is just showing off. 😏
Bobbi!! None of this “before I die” business! I have every confidence there is still plenty of time for you to make at least one spectacularly questionable decision. 😘
@lolamayi12345 I had just moved into my first apartment. I had to get one in town because of the job I had. My mother decided to visit at a very in opportune time. That happened once and only once.
Oh noooo. 😂 Your MOTHER?! That’ll sober up a situation in record time. I’m guessing she learned to call before visiting after that?😉
I was caught in a fogged up car in a parking lot at 2am and just advised to leave. Those are the best moments, the enthusiasm of a teenager but knowing now what we didn’t know then 😉
As a young college student I had a nursing partner 20 years older than I and one of our favorite places and time to nurse was in the evening, sunset, at a lot at an airport that was for parking and observing airplanes taking off and landing.
This was back when cars had a bench seat.
My friend was topless and sitting on the drivers side. I was laying with my head on her lap, latched and we were both cuddled and nursing. The world of peace and bliss had us in a trans.
Tap tap on the window, a bright light shines in, “roll down the window “.
My very first thought? Oh shit we going to jail for public indecency.
The officer surveyed the situation and said get dressed and don’t come here again.
It took a few hours to calm down and wine helped.
Ohhhh this one is nostalgic! A car, a dark parking lot and the wildly misplaced confidence that nobody could possibly see you! 😂 We really thought we were slick, didn’t we? 😎
BOB! I knew you were going to come through for me on this one. Getting tap tapped by the POLICE while you’re latched is spectacular. And the fact that you needed wine afterward tells me that officer scared the absolute hell out of you. 😂 I would’ve sobered up from the nursing bliss REAL quick. 😳
My girlfriend had sex before but not orgasms so this was a dedicated rustic cabin weekend to improve her new found abilities. She was buzzing away while I went to fetch water and she heard hikers near the cabin but didn’t stop so who knows what they heard. When I returned she wanted more of my cunning linguistic skill but this time outside where the hiking trail crossed in front of the cabin.
I thought I heard footsteps, they went away and we never missed a beat. Unless it was a ranger we weren’t stopping, after all practice makes perfect right? So yes I thought we might be caught but didn’t care lol
Against my better judgement, I agreed to meet a new partner, Janet, in a parking lot of a movie theater to discuss nursing and to put a face to a name. After becoming acquainted, Janet says she is very interested and begins to unbutton her blouse to reveal a perfect set of firm breasts with rock hard nipples (not bad for a retiree, no children)!! I begin with a massage and nipple care as she is into lactation, showing her where to massage to help stimulate milk and explaining the lactation process. As I continue she is no longer paying attention and is lost in the nipple tugs, Lymphatic massage, and breast play that I use as an introduction.
She has thrown open her blouse to fully expose her breasts and it is at this point that I notice the 4 story commercial building across the street with dozens of windows peering at her awesome breasts. Janet asks for a “demonstration” of my nursing technique so I latch her left breast as I continue to tease and massage the other one. Her nipples are huge! Janet slides down into the seat and immediately starts to moan as she gently rocks in the seat.
About this time she notices a mall security car roll up. She pushes my head up and says “We have a visitor!!” The guy just sits there in the car as Janet quickly buttons her top, nipples still hard as rocks! “I think we better go” as I give her nipple one last pinch and I open the car door.
I stroll past the security car, not even glancing that direction, and climb into my car and leave. My mind thinks we have just dodged a public indecency citation and as I pull away I wonder which of those windows ratted on us. Janet stayed on as a partner for a while as we worked on her milk and I would always greet her with a soft nipple pinch and the word “visitor”!
@foldart 😎
Okay, Art… I have a question. 😏 At the point where you heard footsteps and just carried on anyway, was getting caught actually still a concern…or had the possibility of someone wandering by become part of the fun? 👀😂
Wait. She’s completely topless in a movie theater parking lot, you’re latched, she’s moaning, there are approximately 47 office windows with a direct view…and neither of you thinks perhaps you should relocate until SECURITY actually pulls up?! 😂
I’m beginning to think “almost getting caught” wasn’t a risk in this story. It was practically part of the itinerary. 😏👀
And “we have a visitor” becoming your little code afterward? Perfect. 😂
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