One last try…again?? (United Kingdom)

[Storm]

Occasionally funny, occasionally intelligent 43 year old female seeks equally semi amusing and intelligent man for potential ABF/ANR +/- more. Based just outside Edinburgh, able to travel within reason.

If your age is within the range that means I could be your mother…it’s a no. Also if you have your 🍆 out in your profile it’s also a no.

Must be non-smoker, must have good hygiene, own teeth preferred, sense of humour and big hands.

I was here before under same username, profile to be updated when I have the time. Pics exchanged to verify I am who I say I am.

[Anonymous]

Thanks for the post Storm, have messaged you !

[Yass_07]

Well Storm, I am based in the South West – but…

I am too old for you to be my mother
I do not have anything out on my profile picture other than sunshine
I am a non-smoker
My hygiene is exemplary
I have my own teeth
This message does not contain a request for a tit pic/some kind of sexual context

If flying with a budget airline I would have to go business class and be greeted at the airport in an air conditioned car

[Storm]

Just to add the following:

If you are outside the UK it’s a no, I don’t accept friend requests if we haven’t chatted and really prefer to chat to someone who was either born in or alive in the same decade as I was.

[Hunterhood]

Hi Storm!!

Born in the same decade, ugly as hell, banter is great and I have mahoosive hands… my nickname is frying pan hands. 😉

I’m also not a million miles away from you also!!

[Mike Smith]

Hi

I am Mike based in Cambridge and am a musician and songwriter looking for someone just like you and hopefully you will inspire some great songs.

All the best,

Mike x

[Ken42]

Hey Storm,

You had me at curvy red headed! 😄😁.. Too bad I’m in the US as I’d love to be part of your journey!

[Lukas]

Have sent you a message =)

[Dr dod]

no, please don’t, Storm.
There’s enough mouths to convince you otherwise ;P

[Supermart]

United kingdom here, but south Yorkshire

[Liam]

I’m a little out of your age range. 34, 35 in July.
I’m currently Shetland based, but do enjoy travelling.

I’m definitely not one for just baring all. Prefer to chat and get to know someone first.
Suckling for me is about relaxation, not sex. I’m just as happy to be fully clothed and just suckling whilst watching a movie.

I’m 6ft, average build, blue eyes and greying brown hair.
If I spark your interest at all, pop me a message.

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