Jokes for the lovely ladies

[The Milk Lad]

A bear and caveman walk into a bar…
The bartender asked the caveman whats the story with the bear, no bears allowed and the caveman says…

Bear.with.me.

[Jessica 🍓🥛]

🤣🤣🤣

[Johnny]

Hey there! I got a couple if you don’t mind me sharing 😁
These are just a few silly ones I came across, I hope no offense is taken:)

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?
‘Thanks for the mammaries! (Classic and corny,I know)

What do you call a group of breastfeeding mothers that just ran out of potatoes?
Lack taters.

And finally…
I saw someone breastfeeding out in public earlier today, getting a lot of strange looks from the other mothers.
Maybe I’m old fashioned, but I believe there are just some things a Dad shouldn’t do… especially with someone else’s kid!🤦

[Dulce de leche]

What did one saggy boob say to the other?

If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.

[The Milk Lad]

Dangnabbit Bobby that’s a good one, the last one confuses me
Well played dulce

[TJR]

A nurse reaches into her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer.

Upon seeing it, she thinks to herself, “some asshole has my pen!!”

[Effervescent1]

😂🤦‍♀️

[The Milk Lad]

Okay TJR definitely got the assignment 😂

[Johnny]

Ha glad you liked them 😁
Newish here, still learning the culture, figured I’d jump in to meet people with a sense of humor (my favorite;)

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