33 F4A – NH/Southeast ME – This bottle has a tag that says, Drink Me

Meet Alice. BBW; 42H. Big brown eyes. Unicorn hair. Tan with a splash of freckles. Cute nose. Infectious smile.

A little about me: Flirtatious. Sarcastic. Sensual. Well read. Inquisitive. Spontaneous. Occasionally lazy. Often affectionate. Understanding. Attentive. Sometimes quiet. Always thinking.

I’m totally new to this. I’ve been fantasizing about ABF for years, but this is my first toe into real world water. I’m ridiculously excited to start exploring. I’m currently looking to do dry nursing; I want to explore that before I consider dedicating myself to lactating.

I’m looking for someone to bond with. Someone to have those vulnerable and intimate moments with, someone who craves the closeness of those moments like I do. I’m looking for someone who could be a close friend, sharing conversation and laughter the same way we share intimacies. I’m looking for someone I catch a spark with; although I’m not necessarily looking for anything romantic or sexual, it’s still on the table. But what I mean is that easy connection you feel with some people.

In many ways I’m looking for someone like myself. Between the ages of 30 and 50. A curious conversationalist filled with wit and sarcasm, someone intelligent and laid back, someone open and honest and vulnerable, someone affectionate. We’re more likely to mesh if you like sociology documentaries, hilarious and/or emotional movies, writing, psychology, debating for fun, zoos and aquariums, museums, swings, and coffee with sugar.

I am polyamorous, and married to my two spouses. My marriage is open. My spouses are happy for me to be exploring this desire; neither of them share this need, and so I am looking for my partner in this kind of crime, so to speak. Neither of my partners would be involved in our relationship in any way.

Fully vaccinated and boosted. STI/STD free. Please be too. I indulge in 420. I smoke, but I am happy to get squeaky clean and not smoke prior to/during dates. Smoke free, cat-occupied home. Can host once a month; if you can host, our potential time together becomes weekly. Happy to drive within 45min/1hr radius from Rochester, NH.

DM me or Kik me: @alice-in-nursingland