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In the not too distant future an alien mothership has shaped into orbit around the earth. 🛸👽
Do we greet them with open arms and send envoys up to meet them 🕊️ or do we blast them out of orbit? ☢️💥Depends …are these aliens all female with 3 lactating boobs? Like in Total Recall?
As long as they have tentacles and love breasts, I will gladly welcome my other worldly leaders!
They have to have lactating breasts, they are on the “mother” ship afterall
If they are intelligent enough to successfully travel to our planet they may have much knowledge to share. Maybe even some lactation tips! Make love not war ❤️❤️❤️
@lacgal77 Damn good point. It adds an entirely different path to interstellar relations.🤔
Id ask them to, scrap that, no I’d beg them to take me with them
I would advise them that it is custom in these parts for the ship’s crew to form two orderly queues for tandem suckling.
They’ve been visiting here for as long as humans have been here, and they are eager to make contact. There are currently 63 other species of ET’s interacting with humanity. Most of them are here to assist us and the earth in our evolution.
LOL….I’m a sci-fi fan and history buff.
From everything I’ve ever watched and read, mankind is a horrible destructive warring lot with little to no future. Being the youngest animal life form on the planet and least intelligent, I’d definitely go with Foxy & Juicy’s suggestions….lol
I agree that being the Mothership it should be nurturing – so, maybe when it lands they open boob size windows and thrust their full bosoms out to be suckled by humans and peace ensues. The males disembark, are amazing sucklers(and tentacles were a brilliant idea) and they seek out all women who are eager to share their breasts with them!
Well all depends. IF they friendly sexy shape shifters, greet with open arms.
Otherwise, fall back to the contingency plan. Upon knowing we have a well supplied sperm bank, offer up all male humans in return for leaving us in peace
I believe breasts would either 1) be vestigial organs in the alien body because they are no longer in use and suckling is more through ones mind
Or 2) they have gone all native and are primitive in every aspect of their lives.
Or 3) I have to watch more sci-fi movies to come up with the 3rd option.
Let me know what you think?
You lot have all been on the wacky baccy tonight.
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