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On a site where we can discuss breasts and all sorts of deliciously naughty things without batting an eye, you’d think we’d have mastered the art of making each other blush.
And yet… 😏
Whatever happened to the clever innuendo? The perfectly timed tease? The innocent little remark that leaves someone’s imagination behaving very badly? 😉
There’s something delicious about a quick wit and a wicked imagination. A few well-chosen words can be far more seductive than an entire paragraph of anatomical ambitions.
And really, what’s wrong with a little verbal foreplay when nobody’s in a hurry to get to the main event?
So, let’s see what you’ve got!
Give us your smoothest opening line, your cheekiest double entendre, or your most outrageously terrible pickup line. Better yet, flirt with someone in the comments and see if you can make them blush. 😊
Bonus points for originality. Extra credit for making us laugh.
And remember, darlings, we’re flirting here. Try to keep your pants on long enough to finish a sentence. 💋
Weird Al said it best: My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in
Well, I suppose I should get this little flirting party started. 😈
“I appreciate a man who knows how to read between the lines. Particularly when I’m the one lying between them.” 😏🔥
Your turn, you naughty little things. Let’s see who can make whom blush! 💋💋💋
@anroc 😂
Darling, I was hoping for butterflies in my stomach, not a gastrointestinal emergency. 😂💋
Sorry, I thought you asked for smooth or terrible…so I went with smoothly terrible
When I notice your nipples are hard behind your blouse, my mostly un-clever but automatic response would be, with a smile, “I’m ready if you are!”
So a question I might ask a guy is “what would you do if I were to wear a low cut, perky nipple and bra showing blouse to our meet and greet? “ Would you be tongue tied or be licking your lips?
A woman likes to know if he’s attracted to her visually.. idk why.. but thats highly alluring even though it is ephemeral. Its why we might post in spicy chat or flirt because its a high but is it because of a special bond between 2 people that lasts or does it fade away ..?
@lolamayi12345 I want to run my fingertips lightly from your head to your toes, so I can discover all your most sensitive spots for later use. Is that the kind of flirty you had in mind or too heavy handed?
The only time I was tongue tied was on the first meet with a very attractive lady. She was married unhappily because she wasn’t getting sex from her husband, and was ready to divorce him. When I walked her to her car, she asked me a question that I had never heard before. It tongued tied me, but I think my response was the best response available to me. She asked, “Are you sexually attracted to me?” After my momentary shock, I put my arms around her and kissed her on the mouth deeply! I know that answered her question. ❤️
I never do this but if I don’t I will forever regret it. You are attractive and have a beautiful smile. Hi? My name is Bob.
I was raised to keep my eyes up when talking to a lady… but you seem determined to make that lesson unnecessarily difficult for me😍💋
Lola My imagination is usually incredibly well-behaved, but you walked in and it completely lost its manners.
Can I get your jersey? Because I need your name and your number 😂😂😂
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