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I think they’ll flee when they realize they’ve encountered a society that still has taxes and uncomfortable aircraft seats
I think I went off into a fantasy and didnt answer the question ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Greet them with open arms!
And blouses, and zippers, and . . .
I will be brave and take one or two, or three for the team!๐๐คฃ
Yeah gummies, I say first we party and nurse them silly (teaching them to latch properly of course). If they have gotten here they obviously have superior knowledge and technology, let’s teach them about ANR and the joys of breasts! Should they have females on the crew they could be introduced to the joys of nursing. That would be more than an even exchange exchange…
@boudica If by some chance theyโve forgotten the basics, we could demonstrate the proper methods, hold clinics, etcโฆ ๐
Absolutely, despite their superior technology they would be under our power in no time!
It may just be a skill theyโve lost in pursuit of knowledge. Not realizing that their basic nature needs to be succored.
It’s April and many of us in the great ‘ole US of A just finished paying taxes, so are these little “ET” people planning to become taxpayers? lol If so, great, the more, the merrier!
I’ll be the first to sign up for the Welcome Committee for America, assist them with programs and services to get them established in their “new” life and then be thrilled to watch them become gainfully employed, have children if they wish and thrive as productive community members.
Welcome to America! Sure, “ET” can live next to me, work for the same company and enjoy the same freedoms. (And, yippee, “enjoy” paying taxes every April just like me!) Ugh.Hmmmm, a lot of assumptions that any aliens would be superior beings to us. I mean, if they really were superior, why would they waste their time on a planet where the inhabitants are intent on destroying their own environment, unless it’s to annihilate us before we decide to colonise anywhere else in the galaxy and screw that planet up too?
Then again, if they are superior, peaceful and ANR enthusiasts, I have the right bra to welcome them in for a nurse……๐
@tit4tat59 Benefit humankind and pay taxes? Much better than serving mankind.๐ฌ๐คช๐
@welshie perhaps we could find their home star on the planetarium brassiere of yours.๐๐ค๐๐ค๐This was a fun thread. I would take one to the lab and study the effects of breastmilk on them… spraying it on… having them ingest via different means… bagged milk… from the tap…
Yes. I would do it for science.
@grog, do we need a kickstart campaign to fund the documentary?
@roseknows I imagine video examples would need to be created to send up to the mothership. Follow up with live demonstrations. It could get capital intensive. ๐
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