“Boobie-less in Seattle”

[Brian Hamilton]

Not to be confused with “Bobby-less in Seattle”, totally separate movie completely different kind of sucking. (yes, I have thought about being a comedian.)

All seriousness aside, I will note that I just joined the site and as I was doing, so I was trying my best to be aware, polite, respectful, mature… so needless to say when I stumbled across the media section and click on a couple videos and saw the comments of a whole bunch of men lighting up like a bunch of toddlers at lunchtime, ready for a booby snack, I was relieved to see childlike enthusiasm amongst the crowd, and not feel like such a weirdo.

Long story short I don’t know if I wasn’t breast-fed or wasn’t breast-fed enough, I never really thought too much about it… I’ve thought plenty about it. Just not where the desire comes from.

I’m 44 years old and I wanted to be a father more than anything in the world unfortunately my ex-wife and I split up she had already had a child. I’m a big fan of mothers over. Women always have probably always will be..

Which brings me to, the site, this introduction. Everyone of my friends when they had a kid and I had no problems bringing up the elephant in the room. Not calling the friends, pregnant wife, an elephant by any means, I’ve got a joke here which I will let go for fear of banishment… what was none of my friends seemed excited something seemed disgusted, and I was appalled and here I am. It’s something in life that I missed out on, I may have missed out on having a child, but I’ll be damned if I missed out on., well, you know, don’t make me say it… I am quite educated on sexual encounters in general, but not necessarily the subject matter. I tread lightly don’t know how to ask or who to ask or where to turn, but I saw the site and I’m in Seattle. I will drive extremely links to experience whatever if anybody wants to include me I’ll hop on a plane if I had to, but I would prefer to keep it in my area, Seattle in the greater area. To all you mothers or non-mothers who have come here to share, I for one I’m grateful for your existence and hopeful to share in this time of your life with great enthusiasm and respect, and in any capacity that you see fit.

Please forgive typos Apple dictation talk to text garbage

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