*Piss up party, who do you bring? RandH
*Car breaks down, who do you ring? David
*Secret crush and do they know? $$$$, No
*If you need an alibi, who wud give it? Triton
*Your caught by police doing something naughty, who do you ring to bale you out? M
*You need a hitman, who would help you? Jessica
*You need help to hide a body, who would you call and what method would they advise? Michael, Dispose of it by disguising it as a wax figurine